Project Hub
Total MRR
$0
Stripe + Lemon Squeezy
30-Day Gross
$0
Consolidated checkouts
Net Monthly Profit
—
Infra deducted
Monthly Visitors
0
Cloudflare + GA4
System Health
0 / 0 Alive
0 critical outages
AI Token Sentinel
$0.00
0 tok · Hard-stop $15
This is the Frankenstack app
Your projects, live metrics, probes and alerts live here. Sign in with GitHub to open your dashboard — the public showcase is one click away on the Vibe Wall.
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The Vibecoder's Manifesto
Why I built Frankenstack (and refused to pay $150/mo for enterprise dashboards)
It always starts innocently. You get a flash of an idea on a Friday night, fire up Cursor, and by Sunday noon you've deployed your first micro-SaaS. Then you build another. And another.
Before you know it, you are running 20+ active projects, tools, and MVPs. And that's when the quiet chaos begins:
I looked at existing monitoring tools. They all wanted $79 to $250 a month, required heavy SDKs, and treated my scrappy micro-products like a Fortune 500 bank.
So I built Frankenstack: a single-screen cockpit built on the Cloudflare Edge that runs on strictly read-only keys, costs $0/month to host, and keeps all my projects healthy in one unified glance.
Public Product Roadmap
What we've shipped, what we're building, and where we're headed next.
Consolidated MRR & Gross
Stripe, Lemon Squeezy & Polar in one unified sum.
Dead Man's Snitch (Heartbeat)
Detect silent cron and background job crashes.
Domain & SSL Expiry Radar
Zero-key TLS and domain expiration probing.
GitHub Repo Deep-Scan
Auto-detects stack, hosting, DB & payments from real repo files (wrangler.toml, package.json, CNAME).
Card Editing & Safe Delete
Full edit modal per project; two-click confirmation before deletion.
Lemon Squeezy Checkout & Webhooks
Live plans (Side Hustler, Stack Lord, LTD) with HMAC-verified purchase webhook.
Universal Ingest Webhook
Push custom vitals via a single curl command.
Marketplace & Escrow Badges
One-click "For Sale" toggle for micro-acquisitions.
1-Click GitHub OAuth Login
Multi-device sync across laptop, phone & tablet.
Instant Telegram & Discord Alerts
Direct channel delivery with custom trigger rules.
High-Contrast Light / Dark Theme
Instant 2-state header toggle with zero flash.
Edge Cron Synthetics (Auto 5-Min Ping)
Zero-cost background health checks & instant outage dispatch.
Public Branded Status Pages (/status/:slug)
1-click shareable uptime page with custom branding for your users.
AI Token & Burn Rate Sentinel
OpenAI, Anthropic & OpenRouter balance alerts & runaway crawler caps.
Embeddable Live SVG Badges
Dynamic real-time MRR and Uptime shields for GitHub READMEs & X bios.
Zombie Project & Margin Calculator
Tracks monthly infrastructure burn (Supabase, Vercel) vs real net revenue.
Native Paddle & Coolify Adapters
Community-driven zero-config adapters.
Verified Revenue Proof Badges
Cryptographically signed revenue proof for micro-acquisitions.
Curated Code Snippet Vault
Battle-tested micro-SaaS boilerplates & helpers.
Get Lifetime Access for $59
No monthly subscription. Up to 50 active projects (perfect for solo builders). Includes all v1.1 & v1.2 updates. Strictly limited to the first 100 vibecoders.
Vote Box — What Should We Build Next?
Open to read. Sign in with GitHub to cast your vote — features and analytics providers.
Features
Analytics Providers
Vote counts update live. One vote per feature per account — click again to take it back.
Alerts are account-scoped
Alert rules, channels and delivery history belong to your stack. Sign in with GitHub to configure them — nothing is fillable or clickable until then.
🔔 Alert Rules
Rules run on every probe cycle. Triggers fire when a monitored value crosses your threshold.
⚡ Trigger Check
Evaluate all rules against the current live data and fire any triggered alerts.
📨 Delivery Channels
Where triggered alerts go. Telegram & Discord webhooks — no extra service needed.
📈 Recent Deliveries
No alerts fired yet.
Simple pricing for chaotic stacks
Start free. Upgrade when your stack outgrows you. Cancel anytime.
Side Hustler
StarterFor your first few micro-SaaS bets. 10 projects, live metrics, webhooks, Dead Man's Snitch.
- ✓ 10 projects
- ✓ Live GitHub metrics
- ✓ Analytics Vault (all providers)
- ✓ Webhooks & heartbeats
- ✓ Alert Center
Stack Lord
ProFor full stack chaos: 50 projects, everything in Side Hustler plus priority support and early features.
- ✓ 50 projects
- ✓ Everything in Side Hustler
- ✓ Priority support
- ✓ Early access to new features
- ✓ Public Vibe Wall (verified badge)
⚡ Lifetime Deal
Early bird — first 100Stack Lord features, forever. All v1.1 & v1.2 updates included. One payment, no subscription — sold via Lemon Squeezy with your personal license key.
Payments handled by Lemon Squeezy (merchant of record — VAT, invoicing & fraud handled for you). Yearly billing saves ~17%.
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